Only shitting when on the clock. PGPM.

That conference call was so productive I found four jobs to apply for. PGP.

Completed a 26.2 episode marathon. Special thanks to Netflix for believing in me. PGP.

Netflix is my homepage. PGP.

I took off work because it’s too cold. PGP.

Job hunting and apartment hunting at the same time. PGP.

I put in my two weeks notice and took a two hour lunch. PGPM.

Best part of my weekend was buying new face wash and laundry detergent. I even said, “this is great” at checkout. PGP.

I brought in a box of donuts this morning and watched three people’s New Year’s resolutions crumble to pieces. PGPM.

Went to bed last night with a smile on my face thinking about the coffee I would have this morning. PGP.