Motivation plummeting after 3:00. PGP.

My boyfriend still pisses the bed when he’s drunk. PGP.

Everything gives me heartburn. PGP.

There’s no way I’m hitting my sales quota. PGP.

Have I seen the sun this week? PGP.

Immediately going into “saving for a wedding” mode upon receiving a “What is your address?” text. PGP.

Never being caught up on emails. PGP.

One of these days, I’m going to scream “Shut the fuck up” out loud instead of in my head. PGP.

“If you gave a fuck about your job as much as you do football…” -My Boss. PGP.