Being an intern at 23. PGP.

Getting upset if you poop before you get to work. PGP.

People in my office only seem to need something from me when I’m trying to eat my lunch. PGP.

I put clean clothes on the bed. When I sleep I put the clothes on the chair. I repeat this process until all my clothes are dirty again, then restart. PGP.

Another day, another dollar. Well after taxes and inflation, it’s more like 72 cents. PGP.

I’m too new at this to be this tired of it already. PGP.

Please don’t hold the elevator. I’d rather wait than say “good morning.” PGP.

I had a panicked dream that I couldn’t find parking, missed my business flight, and didn’t have money for a flight change at the airport. I don’t even travel for work. PGP.

Got to work early today so I sat in my car until I was late. PGP.

Found out they’re moving me to Omaha. PGP.