Younger me envisioned adulthood involving a lot more money and a lot more sex. PGP.

“Minimum of 3-5 years of related functional experience.” PGP.

A question in the subject line with nothing in the actual email.

Having to create a word document to keep track of your usernames and passwords. PGP.

The only thing I want for my birthday is a Dyson. PGP.

1: “Did you read the guidelines?” 2: “I glanced at them.” PGP.

The guy that sits beside me, Patrick, is a 40-year-old part time student at the local college while working an entry level sales job, and constantly reminisces about when he used to “crush sales” with a Land Rover dealership. PGP.

I really can’t handle my electric bill this month. PGP.

Just found out that I have to move cubes. Might just quit instead. PGP.