No one has responded to my happy hour group text. PGP.

I’ve worn the same slacks every day this week. PGP.

Specials are my drink of choice. PGP.

My boss changed my start time from 7AM to 6AM. PGP.

That deep breath you take every time you arrive at the office. PGP.

Broke the bank for Hulu Plus. PGP.

NSFW only applies when you don’t have your own office. PGPM.

Only ten more months until I finally meet that three year work experience minimum. PGP.

Group texts with my friends used to be funny. Now the group texts include their wives. PGP.

I did absolutely nothing this weekend. PGP.