Having to take your headphones out every time someone walks up to your desk. PGP.

Just saw saw one of my business ideas in the worst ever article. PGP.

I’m the epitome of average. PGP.

Broke my dry streak and threw out my back. PGP.

Almost slid off the road into a ditch due to snowy conditions, but don’t worry, I still made it to my office for my job that I can totally do at home on my computer. PGP.

I got invited to my ex-girlfriend’s wedding. PGP.

And I thought I was broke in college. PGP.

It’s not even noon yet. PGP.

I recently added Anheuser-Busch to my stock portfolio. Now my unbridled drinking habit is an investment. PGP.

Bookmarking PGP under “workstuff.” PGP.