Spending your signing bonus before you start the job. PGP.

Having sex with my shirt on.

Pondering your lunch plan four hours before lunch. PGP.

Having symptoms of low testosterone in your mid-twenties. PGP.

Pulled an all-nighter, and by all-nighter I mean I couldn’t sleep due to anxiety. PGP.

Stayed in to watch Shark Tank last night. It was a re-run. PGP.

The whole office spent the first hour and a half of work today debating that damn dress.

I used the phrase “circle the wagons” today and I hate myself for it. PGP.

Went to apologize to my boss for being late. He had no idea who I was. #PGP