I chose the wrong career path. PGP

Threw my back out sneezing today. PGP.

Ran into my ex at a mutual friend’s wedding, her new boyfriend is a really cool guy. PGP.

Life becoming a fine balance between Officespace, the Truman Show, and Groundhog Day. PGP

Taking vacations scrolling through Google Earth. PGP

The guy that is dominating the office bracket challenge had no idea he was until I mentioned it to him today. PGP.

A coworker I haven’t even met just introduced himself to me and asked that I not park in his spot. PGP.

Should’ve started that pop punk band back in ’06. PGP.

Coworkers who think Flo from Progressive is hilarious. PGP.

One of our suppliers gave me Lakers tickets. I sold them for cash. PGP.