Our sales guy just gave an entire presentation with his tie tucked into his pants. PGP.

The girl who sits next to me just farted…really loud. PGP

Facebook, Reddit, Instagram, repeat. PGP.

Allocating your tax return into weekly dividends of slightly better liquor throughout the next year.

Smoked a drunk cigarette over the weekend, still have a lingering cough #PGP

Every time I fake interest in a useless meeting a little part of me dies

Pretending to be religious to get out of work on Friday PGP.

Giving your liver a nice, healthy break from Monday to Wednesday. PGP.

Having to learn from Forbes Magazine that my undergraduate degree is useless. PGP.

I really need to get started on my taxes. PGP