Just realized today is my work anniversary, ruined my day. PGP

I don’t get wedding invites anymore because all my friends are already married. PGP

Pretending that you actually have some pull when your buddy asks if your company is hiring. PGP.

I’m always tired. PGP.

Really challenging myself today to see how little I can accomplish

Getting to work 5 minutes early so you can leave 5 minutes early. PGP.

“Thanks for reaching out!” PGP

It still takes me at least three tries to tie my tie right

Buying dress pants from Kohl’s. PGP

Tinder on toilet. Tinder in traffic. PGP