Painfully forced conversations. PGP.

I’ve been at work for an hour, and the only work related thing I’ve done is start the coffee.

Forgot my phone when I went to the bathroom. Just a man and his thoughts. PGP.

People going crazy over the Fed rate hike and I’m over here like what the fuck am I going to ear for dinner?

Verbally nuking an intern for making a mistake you would have made yourself a month ago. PGPowerMove

Planning your entire weekend from your desk. Spending your entire weekend preparing for work.

Full time hours, part time benefits. PGP

The first and the last hour of each day is wasted on nonsense internet browsing. PGP

My boss leaves at 3:30 everyday… I leave at 7. PGP.

I know three families vacationing in Hawaii this week. I have a wedding weekend in Cleveland. PGP