Driving 45 min to get to the office to do a job that I could do from home, and being the only person here PGP

Getting an adrenaline rush from speeding PGP

My piss is always dark yellow. PGP

Ordering the full rack of ribs at lunch. PGPM.

If I see one more social media post about “clean eating” I’m going to lose it.

I just ate two breakfast sandwiches from a gas station. PGP

“Do you have a minute to talk?” PGP

Found a Times New Roman in the streets and a Wingdings in the sheets. She exists.

Dreading going back to work after vacation before your vaca even starts.

Showing up late and everyone just assuming you’re hungover. PGP