My healthy lunch choice gave me heartburn. PGP

Let’s all run to the window because we’ve never seen rain before. PGP.

Just gave notice. I’ve never felt more alive.

Getting the cold shoulder for taking a day off.

Being relocated with no relocation bonus. PGP

I’ve started getting mad when people speed. PGP.

Took off a day to recover from my weekend. Felt incredibly guilty about it all day. PGP.

Having to lie about your weekly alcohol consumption for insurance purposes. PGP.

Slowly discovering all the spots you missed while shaving this morning. PGP.

Applying to other jobs while still on the clock. PGP.