I make slightly less than the average American household and I still feel like a poor. PGP

Ringing a bell : Pavlov’s dogs drooling :: Smelling coffee : Me pooping. PGP.

Tis the season of out of office replies. PGP.

Jimmy Johns delivery took 53 minutes. It’s 2 miles from where i work. PGP

My wife definitely settled. PGP.

HR gave a presentation on the 2050 retirement package today. The countdown begins. PGP.

The middle aged IT guy types with one finger.

Having a mini-stroke every time an email from the bank shows up in my inbox. PGP

How this job requires a college degree is beyond me

My boss just discovered Florida Georgia Line. He also controls our radio. PGP.