I can’t get a job, because I don’t have experience, because I can’t get a job. PGP.

Dropped my lunch on my floor this morning ,I stared at it for more than 5 seconds and now I can’t eat it. Happy Monday. PGP

I grew up watching the players getting inducted into the hall of fame. PGP.

Just had to explain why we have time-zones to a coworker. I graduated summa cum laude.

Irish exiting work. PGPM

Well, IT blocked PGP this afternoon. Now what am I supposed to do? PGP.

It’s that time on Friday when I stop caring.

39 years, 5 months, 6 days, 4 hours, 30 minutes till retirement. PGP.

“Hi! I’m just calling to follow up” PGP

The 80/20 rule: do 80% of my work in 20% of the week. PGP