“I just wanted to give you a quick update…”

I just realized that my job makes me go through the 5 stages of grief…every single day. PGP

My friends and I just bet on who had the highest credit score. I lost. PGP.

Deleting all browsing history, every day. PGPM.

My division director sent out an email saying there would be no bonuses this year, followed by another email with pictures of his new corvette…..which is parked in his driveway next to his other four corvettes. PGP.

The highlight of my week has been that my boss hasn’t talked to me yet. PGP

Been here 6 weeks. Still don’t know what I’m suppose to be doing everyday. Pgp.

My boss just told me he pays his dog walker almost half of my salary. PGP.

Middle aged professionals who still can’t flush. PGP.

Added twenty minutes to my commute thanks to a school bus stopping traffic every thousand feet. PGP