Deciding to postpone your shopping trip upon recognizing a former high school classmate’s car in the parking lot. PGP.

“I have a new project for you.” PGP.

The daily morning battle of when I see if I can hold out my poop long enough to make to work so I can be paid to take one.PGP.

Coworker emailed me while I was at lunch to see if I got the other email he sent me 30 minutes earlier.

Needing an older coworker show me how to use the fax machine. PGP

No one has emailed me since noon. Am I dead?

I started tucking my polo into my jeans on casual Friday. I’ve officially given up

Washing down melatonin with whiskey

Passed out after work and missed the entire GOP debate. PGP.

Breaking dress code boundaries all in the name of casual Friday.