Ordered Jimmy John’s online two hours ago but forgot to press “submit” so I’m just not eating lunch today. PGP.

I’m really looking forward to these people retiring already.

I’ve already maxed out my daily coffee intake and it’s not even lunch time. PGP.

At this rate I’ll never make enough to own a private jet PGP

It’s not that I hate my job, I just hate the people that are at my job

that 2 o’clock feeling where you want to go home. PGP

Its only 12:00. On Monday.

“Man, where did (insert month) go?” PGP.

That bright eyed look on the face of the new guy. PGP.

The interns think I’m cool.