The cookie cutter for $5.29 on the wedding registry was definitely put there with me in mind.

I just plain don’t care anymore. PGP

Getting hyped up on LinkedIn Inbox messages only to realize they’re just either generic or computer generated messages. PGP

I’m pretty sure my interview yesterday was for a Ponzi scheme. PGP.

Went to my upstairs neighbors to tell them they were being too loud. It was 10 p.m.. On Friday.

“Do you want your door open, closed, … ?” PGP.

I wish I was half as happy as I sound in my emails. PGP.

I got a deluxe office chair because I said I was in a car accident. I’ve never been in a car accident.

Getting written up for telling my boss “it’s not my job to vacuum” PGP

My boss is hazing me because I’m looking for another job. PGP