Freshman 20, post grad 30.

Had to actually send a fax today. In the year 2015. PGP.

I don’t even try to hide my dislike for this place anymore.

Office coffee machine broke. I’m about to lose my shit. PGP

Having too much to do and not enough approval to do it.

Having the body figure and sleep schedule of your grandfather who is three times your age. PGP.

What am I even doing here? -PGP

Trying to find a new job, but having no luck because you’re basically an over-paid secretary.

That asshole in front of you at Chipotle ordering for the office. PGP

Half my friends are engaged and having kids, the other half are too drunk to even find their phones. PGP.