“What would you say yah do here?” PGP

Stressed because I’m losing hair, losing hair because I’m stressed. PGP.

No one takes me seriously. PGP.

Was not mentally prepared to see a high school Class of 2020 shirt today.

The 2 o’clock “I fucking hate this place” sigh

Got a promotion today. Didn’t get a raise. PGP

Sounds like my upstairs neighbor just purchased an electric guitar, and doesn’t know how to play it. PGP.

It’s my last day at work. I’m showing up two hours late just to clean out my desk and wave goodbye.

Took vacation on my birthday next week to avoid my coworkers, they found out and are making me celebrate today. PGP.

I was told my Outlook picture needs to include the suit and tie headshot from the yearly meeting and not a back shot of me at the tee box.