My hair loss shampoo bottle is so big that I can’t place a beer on my shower shelf #PGP

At what age do I start having hobbies other than drinking? PGP.

Highlight of my day: Credit score increased! PGP.

“Well, we really needed this rain.” PGP

Being an unpaid intern with a college degree. PGP.

I thought I sent that to you. PGP.

The water faucet sensor in the bathroom doesn’t acknowledge my existence. PGP.

When the f*ck did I run out of notches on this belt.

I hate this place. PGP

8:30am power shit. PGP.