Made my lunch. Left it at home. PGP.

Watching the University of Alabama sorority video and realizing you went to the wrong school

I can’t get internet on my phone in any of the office’s bathrooms. PGP.

I took my adderall too late. PCP

Gossiping about a coworker on lunch, not realizing they’re right behind you.

My managing director found out I’m interviewing. PGP.

Being someone’s second string lunch buddy. PGP

My version of two-a-days is two cups of coffee a day. PGP.

One of my coworker’s absence can single-handedly make my day

A childhood friend just signed with the Seahawks and I’m sitting in a cubicle.