I sit through two separate one hour meetings every single day just to say “no report”. PGP.

Got halfway to work before realizing I didn’t have my phone. PGP.

That long sigh you let out as you walk into the office. PGP.

On Saturday, I feel asleep at 7pm because I had nothing better to do. PGP

With one final “Save the Date,” my vacation days are spent for the next sixth months. PGP

I feel no shame for job searching during my morning coffee dump.

For a brief, wonderful moment, I completely forgot what day it was. PGP

My chair makes fart noises every time I shift in my seat. PGP

Everyone is headed back to school and I’m just sitting at my desk. PGP

Having to use all your vacation time for weddings. PGP.