The new guy just started singing along to Toto’s ‘Africa’. PGP.

Each batch of interns seems dumber than the last. PGP

“Why didn’t you follow up with me?” PGP.

Another Monday, another forgotten password.

My coworkers birthday brunch turned into me getting sauced and having to take the rest of the day off.

First time being hungover at the office. Worst experience of my life. PGP.

The feeling of walking into an empty restroom. PGP

“I’m sorry I don’t handle that.” PGP

I feel like a western gunslinger whenever I alt-tab as my boss walks by. PGP

If anyone actually saw how I eat alone in my cubicle, they would be disgusted. #PGP.