I’m not entirely sure I want to watch you Nay Nay.

Saved money all week to go out this weekend and I got a speeding ticket on the way into work.

Opening up projects that were finished months ago just to make it look like you are doing something. PGP

James Harden gets 200 million from Adidas and I can’t even get a key card to park in the work garage.

Everyone’s first question when getting an invite to the wedding “Open bar?” PGP

Constantly forwarding emails I sent to my boss to him again because he’s “pretty sure” he wasn’t copied on it. PGP.

I am at the biological peak of my life and spend it at a desk

We don’t have Internet today. Now I have to interact with my co workers.

Half-joking about wiring all my clients’ funds to my own account

I don’t have a work spouse. PGP.