I am getting closer and closer to just not caring. #PGP

Decided to take the stairs, got to my desk and realized my coffee was sitting on top my car still.

I forgot to take the trash to the curb #PGP

Emailed myself so I wouldn’t have to use a flash drive. Forgot the attachment. PGP.

Getting an email from Netflix with the subject line “Netflix tonight?” Yes, just like every night. PGP.

My desktop wallpaper is a picture of my flawless swing at last year’s golf outing. PGPM

I’m genuinely excited to see the new renovations they’re gonna do to the bridge I take on my commute. PGP.

Being CC’d on emails that have nothing to do with you

I do not remember how to have a conversation that is not about work.

I refuse to admit that I’ve outgrown day drinking. PGP.