How the fuck is it only Monday?
Woke up 20 minutes before my alarm feeling refreshed and ready for the day. Decided to “shut my eyes for a second” and I woke up to my alarm blaring, feeling like I had pulled an all nighter.
My one goal at work is to go this whole day without anyone finding out it’s my birthday.
I go on more interviews than dates.
Sincerely being too old for this shit. PGP.
I still have no clue how we continue to make Fortune’s 100 Best Companies To Work For. PGP
#DosACero
Coming in for a full day with nothing to do but attend a meeting scheduled for the last hour. PGP.
Well today has turned into a run out the clock situation…..again
Pissing as loud as possible to let everyone in the bathroom know you probably have a big dick. PGPM
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