Actually being sick on a sick day.

Wait…there are people who get Columbus Day off? PGP.

Brought my work laptop home intending to get caught up…never even took it out of my bag.

Caring enough to get angry that housekeeping keeps moving the trashcan PGP.

Going to my crush’s wedding this weekend.

Realizing you just don’t have the ability to drink through the week anymore. PGP

Every coozie I have is from a wedding. PGP.

First sip of coffee, first stain of the day

The guy that hovers at your desk in silence waiting for you to start a conversation. PGP

I can’t believe I was excited to start this job.