Always choosing wrong on your morning commute. PGP

The bathroom beside my cube is the “secret one” that everyone comes to take a shit in. PGP.

I’ll circle back with some touch-points after the deliverables are digested and we get a feeler from management.

In the past 2 months I’ve showed up an hour late for “oil changes” and “dead car batteries” probably 4 times. PGP

Figured out I can spend the first hour and ten minutes of my work day doing absolutely nothing and no one notices. Not sure if PGP or PGPowermove….

Recognizing someone’s shoes underneath the stall divider. #PGP

I catch myself saying “kids these days” way too much for a 24 year old. PGP.

I still don’t know how a deductible works

Coffee induced paranoia. PGP

That awful feeling when lunch is over and you need to get back to work. PGP.