Got caught picking my nose by a quiet-footed coworker walking by my office. PGP

You’re either the slacker who called in sick or the jerk who got the office sick. PGP

Being thankful, not offended, when not asked to be in the wedding party. PGP

Today I’ve stared at a blank computer screen. That’s it. PGP.

On paper, I’m an adult. PGP

Falling asleep early in a recliner watching baseball is a family tradition

Even not working is turning into a chore. PGP

Today’s my birthday, I told no one. PGP

May God help the bastard that left the coffee pot empty should I ever catch him in the act. PGP

Warm toilet seats. PGP.