I got a Kroger’s card because why not. PGP.

Getting bitched out at work for not coming in on Labor Day. PGP

My favorite pen ran out of ink. PGP.

Guess I missed the memo about everyone taking a vacation day today. PGP

Came to a recruiting fair to find new interns. Spent more time networking for a new job. PGPM

My lunch plans consist of stealing a better parking spot.

In the car by myself I audibly cheered because the good parking spot was open.

Taking the stairs because you’re trying to live healthier, then trying to hide how out of breath you are when you get into the office. PGP

That guy who asked questions at the end of a lecture will evolve into the guy who causes your meetings to run late.

Having to unbutton your pants before your drive home from work. PGP.