I drove 30 minutes for my clients to pretend they weren’t home. #pgp

Spent the morning arguing with the power company. They won. PGP

Feeling a buzz after 3 beers PGP

I forgot it was my birthday today, until I received an email from my bank wishing me a Happy Birthday. PGP

Computer’s been updating since last night. Guess I’m not getting work done today. PGP

Just joined a political argument on Facebook

The intern just offered me career advice

A girl I referred to as “Slumpbuster” in college is now really hot and lives in Hawaii. I am now fat and live with my parents. PGP.

I love the sound of keyboards in the morning.

Got a job interview, turned out it was a pyramid scheme. PGP