Parents just moved into their dream home where I no longer have a room.

I’m too scared to ask for a gas reimbursement.

Sat in the bathroom so long that the lights turned off. PGP.

Stuck in traffic so long this morning I got hungry and ate my lunch. PGP

CCing on emails is the grownup version of tattletale

Slowly, but surely, I am becoming my mother. PGP.

Your inspirational LinkedIn quote is stupid. PGP.

It’s amazing how much more work I can get done in the morning when I don’t show up hungover. PGP

Not trusting anyone that washes their dishes with the communal sponge in the break room. PGP.

Purposely ate a lunch that would make me just sick enough to leave work but not sick enough to not enjoy not working. PGP.