She liked my LinkedIn post, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.

Taking a shit in another mans stench. PGP

My boss has AskJeeves as his homepage. PGP

Getting hit with a “glad you decided to show up to work today” after being 5 minutes late. PGP.

Had a brief convo with the new guy today…. once he said he is 24 and married I walked away.

Interviewed a guy who reminded me of myself. I did not hire him because I know how much of a piece of shit I am. PGP.

Taking fake poops

I either have to propose to her or break up with her. PGP

“Email it to me and i’ll take a look.” PGP

I feel ashamed that I went in on a Saturday to “get work done” when I really just wanted alone time away from the wife and kid. I will likely do it again. PGP.