FunctioningAlcoholic

23, COO For a Medial Device Company in a small town you've never heard of in a state you flew over once. Single, Likes long walks on the beach.Only here because my free month at match.com expired...

Member Since 01/30/2014

My boss does the Frank Underwood ring knock every time I leave his office.

Post Grad Problems

Fitbit giving me weekly reminders of how lazy I am. PGP.

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“at least it was good interview practice”. PGP.

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Lying about having seen a YouTube video so you don’t have to stand there and watch it.

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I’ve never been asked for proof that I graduated. PGP.

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Patiently waiting for all the baby boomers to retire so we all can just work from home everyday. PGP.

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I avoid websites I like at night so I can check them out on work time. PGP.

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What shall it be tonight? Served with a side of loneliness and shame. #PGP

Sometimes I just sit on the toilet to avoid people. PGP.

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Sort by Price: Low to High. PGP.

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