Rage Against the Copy Machine. PGP.

Buying dress pants from Kohl’s. PGP

Tinder on toilet. Tinder in traffic. PGP

My boss had more of a “wild” weekend than I did. PGP.

Responding to recruiters about jobs completely unrelated to your profession just because they look hot in their LinkedIn pic. PGP.

My ex just got engaged to my former boss. Pgp

I don’t care about your kids.

My boss sent me pictures from his colonoscopy saying “See, told you I wasn’t full of shit” Massive PGP.

I now watch games at home because bars are too loud.

Pretending to like these people is getting exhausting. PGP.