I’m still hung over from the 4th…

Having to lie about your weekly alcohol consumption for insurance purposes. PGP.

Running into your boss at the grocery store. PGP.

Applying to other jobs while still on the clock. PGP.

Mad Men expectations, Office Space reality

Being overly excited when a meeting is cancelled

Cubicle neighbor brought her kids in with her this morning. PGP.

My friend’s younger siblings left our BBQ because we weren’t drinking enough for them. PGP.

I’ve been on the road with the same guy for a month and we’re running out of stuff to talk about. PGP.

The constant fear of shitting the back of your dress shirt. PGP.