FunctioningAlcoholic

23, COO For a Medial Device Company in a small town you've never heard of in a state you flew over once. Single, Likes long walks on the beach.Only here because my free month at match.com expired...

Member Since 01/30/2014

Receiving a company card, then being too afraid of being accountable for all purchases made to ever actually use it. PGP

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Deciding to postpone your shopping trip upon recognizing a former high school classmate’s car in the parking lot. PGP.

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“I have a new project for you.” PGP.

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Being of so little importance that you aren’t even targeted by company-wide phishing emails. PGP.

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I started tucking my polo into my jeans on casual Friday. I’ve officially given up

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Washing down melatonin with whiskey

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Passed out after work and missed the entire GOP debate. PGP.

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Trump is really surging in the office polls around here. PGP

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Educating the youngsters in the office to never forget about Dre.

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You either blackout a hero, or drink long enough to see yourself become the villian. PGP

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