Receiving a company card, then being too afraid of being accountable for all purchases made to ever actually use it. PGP

Deciding to postpone your shopping trip upon recognizing a former high school classmate’s car in the parking lot. PGP.

“I have a new project for you.” PGP.

Being of so little importance that you aren’t even targeted by company-wide phishing emails. PGP.

I started tucking my polo into my jeans on casual Friday. I’ve officially given up

Washing down melatonin with whiskey

Passed out after work and missed the entire GOP debate. PGP.

Trump is really surging in the office polls around here. PGP

Educating the youngsters in the office to never forget about Dre.

You either blackout a hero, or drink long enough to see yourself become the villian. PGP