“I just wanted to give you a quick update…”

I just realized that my job makes me go through the 5 stages of grief…every single day. PGP

“Is it me guys, or does it feel like it should be Friday?” PGP.

Deleting all browsing history, every day. PGPM.

My division director sent out an email saying there would be no bonuses this year, followed by another email with pictures of his new corvette…..which is parked in his driveway next to his other four corvettes. PGP.

My quarterly performance review is coming up. I hope I get fired. PGP

I respond “tentative” to every calendar invite to give the appearance that I am busier than I really am. PGP.

The supplies in my office aren’t worth stealing. PGP

Still sore 3 days after my softball game

Already out of Tinder swipes for the day. PGP