How does one find these “work wives”? PGP.

At this rate I’ll never make enough to own a private jet PGP

Your alma mater is now a top party school. PGP

I’m fairly certain they just gave out yearly bonuses… There was a company Logo’d Mophie Phone Charger on my desk after lunch. PGP

My work wife seems more concerned about my drinking than my real wife. PGP.

The Sunday Scaries last until Friday afternoon these days. PGP.

“Man, where did (insert month) go?” PGP.

That bright eyed look on the face of the new guy. PGP.

The interns think I’m cool.

Getting pumped for a wipe board. PGP.