I grew up watching the players getting inducted into the hall of fame. PGP.

Seriously debating switching banks because my direct deposit would hit 4 hours earlier.

The cookie cutter for $5.29 on the wedding registry was definitely put there with me in mind.

I eat Kale now. PGP

Office thermostat wars. PGP

My subordinates have united and developed a strong bond out of a mutual hatred for me.

I’m pretty sure my interview yesterday was for a Ponzi scheme. PGP.

Went to my upstairs neighbors to tell them they were being too loud. It was 10 p.m.. On Friday.

“Do you want your door open, closed, … ?” PGP.

Coworkers still quote the GEICO hump day commercial. Every. Single. Week.