I had mcdonalds for breakfast, 5 guys for lunch, and smash burger for dinner. PGP

Throwing back that paper cup of water like its scotch. PGP.

I’m more concerned about my Uber Customer Rating than I ever was about my GPA. PGP

Keeping a Facebook account exclusively for making myself feel a little better by looking at how my high school classmates turned out. PGP.

At least I have “old man strength” to look forward too. PGP.

Need to take my car in to the shop, but I’m too scared that the repairs are going to cost more than the car is worth.

Who is Meek Mill?

No one takes me seriously. PGP.

It’s my last day at work. I’m showing up two hours late just to clean out my desk and wave goodbye.

Not being able to connect to the company WiFi in the bathroom. PGP.