“Do you have a minute to talk?” PGP

Your mom tracking you down on linkedin and endorsing you for every single one of your skills, even though she still isn’t quite sure what it is you do for a living. PGP.

My wife hates me and I don’t blame her.

CCing on emails is the grownup version of tattletale

I have absolutely nothing in common with anyone at this company.

My boss just called me his “technology guy” because I knew how to insert a picture into powerpoint.

The soul crushing moment that you realize you’re officially a sellout. PGP.

I’m an incredible interviewer but an awful employee #PGP

Having an emergency excel sheet ready to pull up so that you look busy, just in case someone walks by. PGP.

Discussing the weather forecast for the day. PGP.