FunctioningAlcoholic

23, COO For a Medial Device Company in a small town you've never heard of in a state you flew over once. Single, Likes long walks on the beach.Only here because my free month at match.com expired...

Member Since 01/30/2014

First three day weekend since Christmas and it rained all three days. PGP.

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Get me the fuck out of here. PGP.

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Making in 17 years what Andrew McCutchen took home in one paycheck. PGP.

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“Another day, another dollar” PGP

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My manager texted me the angry emoji when I was 15 minutes late this morning.

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1: “How’s it goin?” 2: “Just another day in paradise.”

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My current age is often referred to as a professional athlete’s prime. I break a sweat walking to my car after work. PGP

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The intern just got caught looking at ESPN, and now all sports websites are blocked. PGP

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Just reorganized my cubicle. Still looks like shit but at least I killed an hour. PGP.

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That 2:30 feeling. PGP.

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