Starting to recognize the same cars every morning on your commute. PGP.

Typing a few extra letters after a word to make sure that spell check is still doing it’s job. PGP.

When your weekend plans are either “catch up on sleep” or “get blackout drunk”. PGP.

Explaining what you do for a living. PGP.

Learning to check the left hand when conversing with a member of the opposite sex. PGP.

That deep breath you take every time you arrive at the office. PGP.

I have got to stop drinking like I’m still in college. PGP.

My paycheck feels like a participation award. PGP.