Walking briskly through the office to create an illusion of being busy. PGP

Too old to sit in the student section, too rowdy to be tolerated in the regular seats. #PGP

Younger me envisioned adulthood involving a lot more money and a lot more sex. PGP.

Finally have three years of work under my belt, so I can now apply for other entry level jobs that required 3-5 years of experience. PGP.

Making more money than I ever have in my life, still managing to be broke as fuck. PGP.

I just changed my Netflix password and got angry texts from three of my exes. HBO Go is next. PGPM.

I have literally zero control over how much I drink whenever I go out. PGP.

Just gave my two weeks during my annual performance review. DOBBY IS A FREE ELF. PGP.