Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V. PGP.

Motion to bring back “Dick’s Picks” to PGP because the undergrads on TFM do not know the saga of Dick Perry’s rise to fame and epic collapse. PGP.

All my friends are assholes, but I have no idea where you find new ones. PGP.

Making the wardrobe transformation from “business professional” to “homeless person” as soon as you get home. PGP.

Watching all these Ice Bucket Challenges make me glad I don’t have that many friends anymore. PGP.

Realizing that by “stay in school” they meant “don’t ever leave.” PGP.

Too young to fit in with the coworkers, too old for the interns. PGP.

Getting yelled at by your boss because you have been making the intern water the fake plants for the last three months. PGP.

Finally getting the automated rejection email for a job you applied for 18 months ago. PGP.

The insanely difficult 5:30 decision between hitting the gym or bottle. PGP.