FunctioningAlcoholic

23, COO For a Medial Device Company in a small town you've never heard of in a state you flew over once. Single, Likes long walks on the beach.Only here because my free month at match.com expired...

Member Since 01/30/2014

Getting a text from a friend asking, “What are you doing this this weekend?” at 11am on a Tuesday. PGP.

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Repeatedly explaining basic Microsoft Office commands to older coworkers. PGP.

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“College me” would beat the shit out of “post grad me.” PGP.

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Wishing your coworkers were hotter. PGP.

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Having nightmares about oversleeping for work. PGP.

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The later the lunch, the shorter the afternoon. PGP.

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Having to look the cleaning guy in the eye after exiting a stall. PGP.

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Any activity outside of your daily norm being classified as “exercise.” PGP.

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The vultures that emerge from their hell holes when someone sends a mass email advertising leftovers in the break room. PGP.

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Mowing the yard for exercise. PGP.

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