Never lifting enough weight to need a spot at the gym. PGP.

Getting hit with banking fees for reasons you don’t understand. PGP.

Time Warner Cable cutting Showtime in the middle of Dexter’s final season. PGP.

Having a dining room table, but using the coffee table instead out of habit. PGP.

Stashing plastic forks in your desk drawer. PGP.

Single-ply toilet paper in the stall. PGP.

“Checking” Twitter, then reading it for at least a half hour. PGP.

Flight delays in crappy airports. PGP.

Throwing out your shoulder while playing a game of Golden Tee. PGP.

Being 15 minutes early to happy hour. PGP.